New Year -- JOKES, VIDEOS, UTUBE etc. (no discussion please)

[KatieLady]

Have you seen this before? This is supposedly a 2nd grade computer test in China. Drove me crazy for awhile :scared:

http://funstufftosee.com/frogleaptest.html

[Riverwalk!]

GREAT Visa card commercial

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFs7j5X1Ljs

[Moondust]

Dear Son (http://www.riversongs.com/cards/familyfun.html)


WAA anyone?? (http://www.riversongs.com/egreetings/geek.html)

Best house cleaning advice ever.. (http://www.riversongs.com/cards/housework.html):laugh:

[BettyC]

Black Eyed Peas "I Gotta Feeling" on Oprah.

The crowd is amazing but Oprah's face is priceless!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVQorfIX84w&feature=related

[Moondust]

WOW Betty....the crowd was absolutly amazing...totally loved that..:thumbsup:


Introducing Snowball (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYMBIGTteWA&feature=channel):biggrin:

[BorderCollieMom]

How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

14 more to suggest using "IMO" when giving their opinion on how
to change it differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

1 to move it to the Lighting section.

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section.

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

5 to flame the spell checkers.

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames.

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum.

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

[Mr. Moto2]

Funny and so true. That's a keeper.


Well, here's a little light bulb joke that I just heard:

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has got to want to change.

[Lavinya]

A brand new department store has just opened in London. It sells husbands.

When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the following instructions:-

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you go up. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building.

One day a woman goes into the store and rather nervously starts climbing the stairs.

When she gets to the 1st floor a sign on the door reads:
Floor 1: These men have jobs.
She thinks, "I can do better than that" and keeps going up.
The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have jobs and love kids.
But she goes up another floor.
The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4: These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5: These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a Wives store just across the street.
The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The 3rd,4th, 5th and 6th floors have never been visited.

[Ionmhainn]

Sent to me by my much older SIL. :scared:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfPgSzcu9RY

[Moondust]

Sent to me by my much older SIL. :scared:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfPgSzcu9RY


LOL...I found this one after viewing that one....:lol:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfI_FhG4l4I&feature=related



Dept. store husbands left me in stitches too....:lol:

[islandgirl36542]

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound; a sound like no other that he has ever heard . The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, We can't tell you because you're not a monk.



The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.




The monks again accept him, feed him, and even fix his car..


That night, he hears the same strange mesmerizing sound that he had heard years earlier.



The next morning, he asks what the sound was, but the monks reply,

We can't tell you because you're not a monk.

The man says, all right, all right. I'm dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?


The monks reply, you must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.


The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, I have travelled the earth and devoted my life to the task demanded and have found what you had asked for. There are 371,145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.

The monks reply, congratulations, you are correct, and you are now considered a monk.
We shall now show you the way to the sound.


The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, the sound is behind that door.


The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He asks, May I have the key ?
The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.
Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone... The man requests the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire . And so it went on until the man had gone through doors of emerald,...
....silver, topaz, and amethyst.
Finally, the monks say, This is the key to the last door .
The man is relieved to be at the end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is astonished to find the source of that strange sound. It is truly an amazing and unbelievable sight....
... But I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.

:smile:

[Moondust]

Introducing Bernard the Polar Bear and all his wacky adventures.....:thumbsup: There are five videos in this playlist....catch 'em all...:biggrin:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEz35xXvpHg&feature=PlayList&p=40A6887454958775&index=0&playnext=1


Kids will love these.

[Lavenia]

When Men Write Dear Abby

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife
has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My
wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask
their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know
them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always
walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has
gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I
once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went
berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was
I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep
down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out
again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the
garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole
street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my
Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be
leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks,

Bob

[Chardonnay]

A story told by Sand drawing...This is truly amazing. It's had over 4 million hits.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOhf3OvRXKg

[BorderCollieMom]

I seriously need to train my Border Collie better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpLfBwVs8xY&feature=related

[RootBeer]

Don't worry, they don't show it but there is a video. :tongue:

http://www.koat.com/family/22570659/detail.html

[AnnieKins]

http://www.mixx.com/videos/11250074/youtube_2010_olympics_dance_flash_mob_vancouver

Did you see this from Vancouver the other day? :loveeyes:

[Themis]

It's time to meet Patrick Henry Hughes

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=9xwCG0Ey2Mg

[delsina363]

How do you catch a unique rabbit?
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U neak up on him!!

How do you catch a tame rabbit?
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tame way :lol:

[BettyC]

http://www.mixx.com/videos/11250074/youtube_2010_olympics_dance_flash_mob_vancouver

Did you see this from Vancouver the other day? :loveeyes:

Great job !!! I loved it.

[islandgirl36542]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtkU2ch0sRI

Peace and Blessings!

:lol:

[StickyBeak]

Alright Vancouver!! Good show

I thought Oprah and Black Eyed Peas had a whole lot more peeps in Chicago. Good Shows

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVQorfIX84w

[incidentally]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOhUKPcsg2E

[Mr. Moto2]

These Keyboard Cat vids are becoming too much...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxpeknqo3Kk